Ah, NCU.to just made my day. This one’s got everything and its use of corporate-speak would have George Orwell applauding, whooping and shouting “In The Hooole!” or “Go Team!” or something. So many pieces of wonderful, but these stand out:
“…the Amended Loan Facility will provide more-than-adequate time, in
light of current market conditions, for the Company to consider the
optimum development and financing strategy for the Project.”
Ottotrans: We got no money. And a special shout out for the hyphenated ‘more-than-adequate’.
“Pumpkin Hollow represents the only large, fully-permitted copper deposit in the Americas not currently owned by a major.”
Ottotrans: Nobody’s bought us yet, guess why.
“…it is the appropriate time to re-engage on the financing front.”
Ottotrans: Seriously, we got no money.
Magical stuff, Guido. Truly magical: