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A blogger’s guide to making your post on South America popular

You’re a new blogger on South American matters? You want more readers? Well in that case you need to know just how to attract more viewers to your website and IKN is here to help you on that. Here we go with some handy tips on how to get those yearned-for eyeballs:

  • Want more readers from The USA? Mention Hugo Chávez.
  • Want more readers from The UK? Mention cocaine.
  • Want more readers from The U.S. State Department? Mention Hugo Chávez and cocaine.
  • Want more readers from Canada? Mention mining
  • Want more readers from Argentina? Mention Argentina
  • Want more readers from Chile? Mention Chile
  • Want more readers from Peru? Mention Chile
  • Want more readers from Australia? A long post about different beers for sale in the region.
  • Want more readers from Russia: Just mention something about girls, never fails.

Mojitos served, the end.

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