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A suffusion of yellow

This morning it suddenly dawned on me how exploration stage junior mining companies can be quantatively valued. All you need is an electronic I-Ching calculator. Douglas Adams in “The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul” will explain:

The electronic I Ching calculator was badly made. It had probably been
manufactured in whichever of the South-East Asian countries was busy
tooling up to do to South Korea what South Korea was busy doing to
Japan. Glue technology had obviously not progressed in that country to
the point where things could be successfully held together with it.
Already the back had half fallen off and needed to be stuck back on with
It was much like an ordinary pocket calculator,
except that the LCD screen was a little larger than usual, in order to
accommodate the abridged judgments of King Wen on each of the sixty-four
hexagrams, and also the commentaries of his son, the Duke of Chou, on
each of the lines of the hexagram. These were unusual texts to see
marching across the display of a pocket calculator, particularly as they
had been translated from the Chinese via the Japanese and seemed to
have enjoyed many adventures on the way.
The device also
functioned as an ordinary calculator, but only to a limited degree. It
could handle any calculation which returned an answer of anything up to

‘”1 + 1″ it could manage (“2”), and “1 + 2” (“3”) and “2 +
2” (“4”) or “tan 74” (“3.4874145”), but anything above “4” it
represented merely as “A Suffusion of Yellow”. Dirk was not certain if
this was a programming error or an insight beyond his ability to fathom,
but he was crazy about it anyway, enough to hand over £20 of ready cash
for the thing.

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