Sorry guys, you lose….we be holding nuts.
This 25 second youtube (seen by 350,000 people so far) is best appreciated by Spanish speakers and has Giosue Cozzarelli, a candidate for Miss Panama 2009, answering her question about the venerable Confucius. Apparently he was a “Chinese Japanese” person and “one of the people that invented confusion”.
I am not making this up
UPDATE: In the comments section, reader Jimmy left this link to a youtube version with English subtitles. Kind of you Jimmy, thank you.