You need to hit the link and go over soon, because it’s the headlines page and they scroll away. So just to make sure you get the fun as well, your humble scribe took a screenshot:
Not only is she nestled neatly between two PT Barnum Permabull automatons, but we actually get the person who ruined Lucara Diamond Corp (LUC.to), Eira Thomas, shilling millennials and the ones smart enough to have bought gold stocks while she was shilling for diamond stocks these last two years. That crown has slipped badly, Eira. Badly.
In other news, the Cake Makers Association of America says that cake is delicious and you should eat more cake.