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Congratulations Mr. President, It’s Triplets!!

Yes indeedy, a third woman steps up and says that Paraguay’s version of Rasputin, President Fernando Lugo, fathered her child.

Damiana Morán, 39, today revealed that her boy Juan Pablo (yes, as in Pope JP2) is fruit of a loving relationship with Rasputin.

Oh how I love South America! Wouldn’t live anywhere else. Look upon us from your boring worlds up there and despair, blue-eyed-whiteys.

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