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Dynasty Metals (DMM.to): An apology

On August 10th 2009, IKN published the article linked here entitled “The Incredible Toronto Summer Sale!!!” in which the price of Dynasty Metals (DMM.to), then sitting at between CAD$3.00 and CAD$3.10, was indicated by this author to be a particularly good bargain level and worthy of a double by December 2009.

We were wrong. We should have said “November 2009”, not “December 2009” and therefore offer our apologies. Here below is the full post as it appeared that day in August:

The Incredible Toronto Summer Sale!!!

Great news, my friend the owl:
Yes really. Roll Up Roll Up!! Courtesy of Can&Corn Inc, purveyors of quality retail neurosis since 1988, the bigtime summer sale is now on!! HURRY HURRY!!, for you too can get two shares of Dynasty Metals for the price of one* if you’re slick and quick and make it to the counter now NOW NOW!!

Satisfaction guaranteed or we’ll refund your money!**
Call Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*December 2009 prices
**some restrictions apply, sucker

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