The parasite dressed as a human named Henk Van Alphen has been sucking retail sheep dry for decades, but when he leaves the scamming to his subalterns, his modus operandi shifts from vomitworthy and becomes outright hilarious. From the latest Cardero Group joke company, World Copper (WCU.v), pre-bell today:
Ahhh, you can’t make this stuff up. One of those pleasant moments when these white collar criminals look as dumb as the rocks they try to sell.
UPDATE: And snowflake Bill Cara is all offended. Poor thing, hurting his eyes with some plain truth about his pal.