UPDATE: Through IKN’s Merchant Banking Channels* comes the reply
Dear Mr. Rock,
I have been following the progress of your proprietary, cross-platform message relaying system adapted for modern use for all major internet access devices, including smartphones and mobile devices for quite some time now and must tell you I am very impressed. I’m proud to tell you that your incredibly innovative technology even allowed me to net just under $297.00 by shorting GORO a few months back. As such, I would like to make it clear that I would like to merge your company with ours and I am prepared to offer you $1,000,000,000,000 in Facebook common shares as well as $1,000,000,000 in cash for your company.
Please be kind enough to take a millisecond to think it over and please let me know of your decision poste haste.
* aka reader ‘R’; thanks for the mail, man
**aka sez me man