A. Reader sends the following into IKN Nerve Centre today. As it’s Friday, it’s far too good not to share.
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- Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.Cabernet
Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your
and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just
will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,
with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that
you from living the life you want to live.Shyness
and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.Cabernet
Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing,
or becoming pregnant, are encouraged to try it.Side
effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss
of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
whispering when you are not. The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may
cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can
sing. The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz or Malbec…Live the dream!LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM