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Important Twobreakfasts News

All the pies! Gone!

Thank you to reader Paul E in the comments section here for the headsup on some pop kulture. Conan O’Brien dude is jumping on the Twobreakfasts bandwagon. Apparently he’s been laying into Kirstie Alley for being a porker and Kirstie kicked back. So according to this:

O’Brien acknowledged that he regularly mocks the actress for her weight issues and showed clips of several jokes to prove it. He got one final insult in (“My penis is not on the Weight Watchers diet–I looked it up. She can have a shake, one slice of wheat bread and then a sensible penis.”) before promising to lay off her. Instead he says he’ll use Alan Garcia Perez, the heavyset president of Peru, as a punchline for any fat jokes.
Message to ConanDude: Permission granted to use the nick ‘Twobreakfasts’ without any reference necessary. Knock yerself out, skinnyguy.

Pisco sours and pies served. The end.

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