My thanks to kind reader “S” for the headsup on this.
Comstock Mining (LODE) is the name, commemorative pieces of metal at $500 plus tax and shipping is the game, so if you want your “Piece Of The Comstock” instead of just any old ordinary silver/gold doré bar, click here and order yours. And you know they’re serious when they say…
“Comstock
Mining is proud to celebrate the achievement of responsible mining in
the Comstock with these one-ounce bars of silver-gold doré.”
…and that’s without going into the obvious advantages of this offer, such as…
“…every bar is encapsulated in protective plastic and proudly displayed in a black leatherette case.”
You might have to wait a while for delivery though, what with the disclaimer at the bottom saying…
“Pour
date and assay data will be determined when the actual first pour
occurs, and the bar design will be updated to include it when they are
minted.”
…at the website of this $134m mkt cap company. Oh, the other thing is that you don’t yet know what percentage of silver goes with what percentage of gold in this one ounce bar, either. But details, right? And as the great news today is that the company has just poured its first silver and gold, we’re cooking already and you should be just fine as they’d hardly rip you off, would they? And looky, we got the percentages for silver 88.2% and gold 8.5% for the doré, so cool! That means a 1 oz bar made of that stuff and priced at today’s yummy super spot prices for silver ($35.05/oz) and gold ($1780/oz) would be worth $182 and so the one ounce for $500 is a real bargain. BECAUSE IT’S FROM THE COMSTOCK LODE…and…and…YOU GET SILVER AND GOLD ALL TOGETHER, NO NEED TO OWN TWO BARS…and….and…. IT COMES IN A LEATHERETTE CASE.
Oh c’mon, where’s your sense of humour? Go buy yourself a bar…go on.
Reader “S”, I officially love you forever thank you thank you thank you made my day thank you.