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It’s Full Colour! Great news people, Lachlan Star’s (LSA.to) annual report is in full colour!

I’m going to forgive myself for using exclamations in the title line for once, because this stuff is important. Here’s the NR for Lachlan Star (LSA.to) today:
October 29, 2013 07:30 ET

Lachlan Star Announces June 30 2013 Annual Report in Full Colour

PERTH, WESTERN AUSTRALIA–(Marketwired – Oct. 29, 2013) –
NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION TO UNITED STATES NEWSWIRE SERVICES OR FOR RELEASE, PUBLICATION, DISTRIBUTION OR DISSEMINATION DIRECTLY, OR INDIRECTLY, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, IN OR INTO THE UNITED STATES
Gold miner, Lachlan Star Limited (“Lachlan Star” or the “Company”) (TSX:LSA)(ASX:LSA) is pleased to provide its June 30 2013 Annual Report in full colour. To view the full announcement please click the link below:http://www.lachlanstar.com.au/images/Lachlan_Star_Annual_Report_2013GLOSSY.pdf
Yup people, make sure you get your GLOSSY copy too, because it’s in full colour. No matter that the mine is worth shit, it couldn’t break even without $1,500/oz gold, the company hasn’t posted a net profit since 2011, the management team is comprised of the revolving door all-the-bullshit-all-the-time variety, it’s worn its treasury down to nothing and the balance sheet looks like a loan shark has vomited last night’s curry supper all over it….the fucking annuals are full fucking colour, mate! You cannot make this shit up.
What else do you want from your gold mining company these days, anyway?

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