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Jaguar Mining (JAG) (JAG.to): Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice

Because after all, it’s a bit of a Wonderland over there at Jaguar (JAG) (JAG.to). Here’s tonight’s after dark NR:

CONCORD, New Hampshire, Dec. 6, 2011 /CNW/ – Jaguar Mining Inc. (“Jaguar” or the “Company”) (TSX: JAG.TO – News) (NYSE: JAG.TO – News) announced that Daniel Titcomb will be leaving his role as President and Chief Executive Officer of the Company effective today.
On an interim basis, the Chairman of the Board of Directors, Gary E. German, together with two other Jaguar directors, Gil Clausen and John Andrews, will form a newly-created Office of the Chairman to fulfil the duties of the Chief Executive Officer.  These directors also constitute a Special Committee of the Board charged with oversight of the Company’s strategic process announced in November. (continues here)

So rather than continue with Lewis Carroll, let’s go for something slightly more contemporary as our silly lead-out comment:

Trouble at mill.  
Oh no – what kind of trouble?  
One ont cross beams gone owt askew ont treadle.  
One ont cross beams gone owt askew ont treadle.  
I don’t understand what you’re saying.  
(In clear English accent) One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.  
Well what on earth does that mean?
(now annoyed) I don’t know! Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that’s all, I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

From this, of course:

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