Brave Sir Robin ran away Bravely ran away, away When danger reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin
The Ballad of Sir Robin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975
In news almost as unshocking as Studmuffin’s election win yesterday, Peru’s APRA party has just decided to accept the large brib….SORRY!...grant political asylum to Manuel Rosales.
Pisco sours served. The end.