Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin
The Ballad of Sir Robin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975
In news almost as unshocking as Studmuffin’s election win yesterday, Peru’s APRA party has just decided to accept the large brib….SORRY!...grant political asylum to Manuel Rosales.
Pisco sours served. The end.