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Mining PRs and the Ottotrans™, Part 25

Today we run the Ottotrans™ over the latest news release from Metanor (MTO.v):

This is what they said:

VAL-D’OR, QUEBEC, Sep 16, 2010 (MARKETWIRE via COMTEX) — Metanor Resources Inc. (“Metanor”) is pleased to announce that the Company has been informed by its consultants that it will receive tomorrow the results of the NI 43-101 resource calculation on its very promising Barry Property. The Company plans to disseminate these results by way of press release Tuesday the 21st of September, 2010. 

Metanor Resources Inc. would again like to thank all of its shareholders for their confidence and their patience during this waiting period. 

Mr. Andre Tremblay, P Eng. is the qualified person pursuant to National Instrument 43-101 and supervised the technical information presented in the news release. 

133,595,947 outstanding shares. 

The TSX Venture Exchange neither their regulation services provider (as that term is defined in the policies of the TSX Venture Exchange) does not accept responsibility for the adequacy or accuracy of this release.

And this is what it means:

VAL-D’OR, QUEBEC, Sep 16, 2010 (MARKETWIRE via COMTEX) — Metanor Resources Inc. (“Metanor”) is pleased to release this very important news release that explains we’ll be releasing an even more important very important news release once this news release is released. We know we’ve told you that the results of the NI 43-101 resource calculation were coming on several occasions recently but this time we’re serious, ok? We’re so freakin’ serious that we’re releasing this news release to tell you that the news release really is going to be released next week.
Metanor Resources Inc. would like to thank all of its suckers for riding this no-win stock all the way through our ridiculously exaggerated dilutive policies. 

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