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Tis rigor and not law

More crispy ginger beef

Thanks are due to a reader who will remain anonymous for forwarding this mail, sent to a whole bunch of Fasken lawyers and people yesterday evening by “Bill” (who knows them well, it seems):

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Minera IRL Class Action

You
must be distraught over how shareholders are being ignored by this
board. Perhaps you and your firm could represent the shareholders in a
class action to enforce the results of today’s vote? Sr. Pinto is in
town so you could serve notice tonight over some crispy ginger beef at
The Pilot. Oh, wait… 
Laugh it off, d-bag. It’s just your career at stake. You could always fail up into government.
Hey
Chuck-a-LK, what would happen if someone documented everything you did
and started feeding it to all your colleagues and partners? You think
they’d come galloping to your rescue? I bet not. All those Osgoode grads
worked so hard, you think they’re going to let a schiester like you
stand in the way of making partner?
We can start with Ruth?

Google
it Ruth. Chuck had a good day today at the Minera IRL shareholders EGM.
And don’t make me send you an lmgtfy link. Ruth, you gotta try the
crispy ginger beef. Chuck will make you some. Just ask him.
Not
that Chuck gives a damn about what the shareholders voted for or
anything. His buddy Hodges got voted out at the last meeting and now
he’s bitter. Gonna pillage a village in Peru I think. And a mine or two.
You
should see all the racist stuff someone had some journalists to write
as agit-prop leading up to the meeting. Did Fasken look after that?
How
far is Fasken going to let Chuck drag them into this? Let me know. I’m
looking for a lawyer myself. Will Fasken accept service? Can they, if
they were colluding with the plaintiffs? Will Fasken be a plaintiff?
Only time will tell, won’t it Chuck-a-LK?
Cheers, Bill

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