They’re still sending unsolicited crap to my mailbox, you know. Normally it just gets deleted unseen, but as it’s August and quiet and all that I’ve been reading a few this morning and having myself a jolly good titter. The latest from the arch-dumbass pied piper Jim Willie was a good one, as it has this chart:

So now that the dollar has broken back up’n’thru the dumbass’s latest set of squiggly, wiggly lines less than a week after yet again calling for the-end-of-the-world-we’re-all-doomed-doomed-ah-tells-ya, I think it best to hand over to Neil Innes and his Protest Song:
All the prophets of doom can always find room
In a world full of worry and fear
Tip cigarettes and chemistry sets
And rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
So I’m goin back to my little old shack
And drink me a bottle of wine
That was mis en bouteille before my birthday
And have me a f****** good time*
(*this youtube version uses “fantastic time”)