Your humble scribe sees it happen at least once every year so let’s take two minutes to mark your collective cards, ladies and gentlemen. If you want to wish good things for 2017 to a Spanish speaker, do not say or write “Feliz ano nuevo”.
In Spanish, “Año” means “Year”
In Spanish, “Ano” means “Anus”
Indeed that squiggly little line (the enye) is important, because if you get it wrong you’re basically wishing your friend a happy new asshole. Therefore, IKN wishes you…
¡Feliz Año Nuevo!