This humble corner of cyberspace has run a April 1st spoof post every year, but that streak gets snapped today. I even had the thing ready well in advance this year (a random thought that day, plus 15 minutes of writing and a photo search), all it needed was to hit the publish button. But no, it would feel too frivolous after looking at this chart and understanding it’s a best case:
So instead of the April 1st joke, let me tell you my opinion of March 2020: Fuck March 2020. That done, let’s make April 2020 something to remember with pride rather than horror.