Before leaving you for the day*:
After the Luis Suárez biting scandal, then the team’s KO at the hands of Colombia, the Uruguay football team returned home and was greeted in an official reception by the country’s notoriously badass President, José “Pepe” Mujica. When asked his opinion of FIFA by a journalist, Pepe said, “FIFA is a bunch of old sons of whores” (which is the translation of the exact Spanish phrase he used, “Los de la FIFA son una manga de viejos hijos de puta”, but doesn’t really do it full justice) as witnessed here.
Love the way he covered his mouth and hammed a “oh no what have I said” afterwards.
*I’ll be in and out on Twitter all day though. Probably. Possibly.