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Screw the Ottotrans™, the Vennietrans™ is where it’s at

Setty’s got himself a brand new machine, the Vennietrans™. It’s a marvel of interwebnetpipes science that translates the “nothing is ever wrong” world of Chilean biz reporting to the “nothing is ever right” world of Venezuelan biz reporting. Here’s what happened when Setty ran this headline found in La Tercera….
“Chilean economy grows 7% in third quarter, biggest expansion in 6 years: According to data from the bank, internal demand keeps growing, but at a slower rate than in earlier quarters”

…through his magic machine:

“Chilean quarterly growth falls to 2% as internal demand falters: Fishing keeps falling as drought forces more spending on natural gas, water”

Now click through for the body of the text as translated by Vennietrans™, cos it gets better. We heart Setty.

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