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Shock!!! Evo Morales Steals Manchester United’s Plane!!!

Well, nearly.

Because Man Utd ran out of money, Bolivia stepped in and bought the thing instead. We presume Evo will be cool with red leather seats and minibars. Here’s Bolivia Weekly on the story.

Evo Buys Manchester United Plane

The Bolivian government confirmed on May 11th that it has bought a luxury airplane model Falcon 900 that belonged to Manchester United. “This is a plane that Manchester United ordered, paid for portially but then couldn’t finish paying for so the company is selling it to us. It is new and has the safety features we require,” said minister of economy and finance Luis Arce Catacora. The French airplane is being purchased because the President has been continues here

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