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Shock news from The World Gold Council

Jawdropping headline du jour comes from Marcus Grubb, managing director of investments at The World Gold Council (WGC):

Central banks right to increase gold holdings above 40%, says WGC

INTERNATIONAL. Central banks may be justified in increasing their gold holdings to 40%-50% of their reserves, a senior executive of the industry-funded World Gold Council said on Thursday.

Grubb: ‘Central banks are justified in having high gold weightings. They are justified in having a 40%-50% weighting in gold”……”It is not only about the dollar, not only about diversification, but also about future inflation.” CONTINUES HERE

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