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The Alan ‘Twobreakfasts’ García Halloween Facemask, a free IKN offer

Be the scariest spook on your street this year with your very own Alan García facemask, courtesy of IKN. Instructions are easy:

1) Click on the mask to make bigger.

2) Print off a copy.

3) Paste onto a piece of card, or even that Spiderman mask that you bought last year but didn’t use because you finally realized it was lame before it was too late.

4) Wear, enjoy, get double rations of sweeties on the night.

Another free service, humbly offered to you by IKN.

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