Reader A gets this one:
Because more videos need shots of United States servicemen whooping and hollering at a barely clad woman clutching a large weapon between her crotch. No symbolism there. The song is total cheese, the band hairstylist took up half the video shoot budget but these are details, they matter not because above all it’s a reminder that Cher’s voice is so damned fine and good it could take a song this mediocre and make it work.
Youtube here.