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The Incredible Toronto Summer Sale!!!

Great news, my friend the owl:
Yes really. Roll Up Roll Up!! Courtesy of Can&Corn Inc, purveyors of quality retail neurosis since 1988, the bigtime summer sale is now on!! HURRY HURRY!!, for you too can get two shares of Dynasty Metals for the price of one* if you’re slick and quick and make it to the counter now NOW NOW!!

Satisfaction guaranteed or we’ll refund your money!**
Call Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*December 2009 prices
**some restrictions apply, sucker

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