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This is now official: Geologists are dangerous wankers

Read all about it in “Porn-Watching Employee Infected Government Networks With Russian Malware.” Your excerpt:
An Interior Department watchdog recommended the U.S. Geological
Survey ratchet up internet security protocols after discovering its
networks had been infected with malware from pornography sites.
agency’s inspector general traced the malicious software to a single
unnamed USGS employee, who reportedly used a government-issued computer
to visit some 9,000 adult video sites, according to a report published Oct. 17.
of the prohibited pages were linked to Russian websites containing
malware, which was ultimately downloaded to the employee’s computer and
used to infiltrate USGS networks, auditors found. The investigation
found the employee saved much of the pornographic material on an
unauthorized USB drive and personal Android cellphone, both of which
were connected to their computer against agency protocols.

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