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Trading Post (Bork! edition)

Today’s special guest commentator of Trading Post is none other than the Swedish Chef.

Newstrike Capital (NES-H.v) down 3.3% at $0.435. Ottu buooght a foo ooff zeese-a thees murneeng et 44c und soobscreebers knoo vhy. Bork Bork Bork!

Inca Pacific (IPR.v) down 23.2% at $0.32 on lerge-a fuloomes. Zee drup is dooe-a tu thees noos und iff thees isn’t ‘vreeting oon vell’, I dun’t knoo vhet is. I vunder vheech Cheenese-a furm veell peeck up zee cuncesseeun? Bork Bork Bork!

Dynasty (DMM.to) down 4.2% at $4.52 und I’fe-a hed foon tudey vetcheeng zee teecker oon thees, es thr cun ooff curn pleys its gemes und velks zee stuck doon (veet a leel help frum zeeur freeends). loo fuloome-a doonteecks? Breeng ’em oon, soockez! Bork Bork Bork!

Troy Resources (TRY.to) up 4.2% at $2.49 und zee neet recufery cunteenooes. Qooeleety stuck dueeng qooeleety theengs tu yuoor purtffuleeu tuu, I troost. Bork Bork Bork!

ECU Silver (ECU.to) up 2.6% at $0.79 und fedeeng frum its ierly stert. I’m deeseppuinted in Edreeun Duoogles, cus hees boollsheet poomps used tu be-a vurt mooch mure-a thun thees keend ooff qooeeck up’n’ffede-a mufe-a. meybe-a peuple-a hefe-a seee yuoor boollsheet oone-a tuu muny teemes, Edeee-a. Bork Bork Bork!

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