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Trading Post (shhhhhhhh edition)

Without the need to consult a calendar and simply by noting trade volumes, The Great Mephisto uses his powers of divination and states that today must be a Thursday or Friday in the last two weeks of August (the crowd gasps in amazement and bursts into wild applause).

(insert name and ticker of personally preferred stock here) up 1% on low volumes and no news.

(insert name and ticker of personally preferred stock here) down 1% on low volumes and no news.

Mojitos served. The end.

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