News just in is that the plane carrying President Twobreakfasts to Ecuador so that he could join the Studmuffin swearing-in party today has had to make an emergency landing en route at Chiclayo airport, Peru.
At first there were serious suspicions about excess weight being carried by the plane, but it eventually transpired that the cockpit window had cracked and the pilot was fed up with the wind ruining his coiff.
Pisco sours served. The end.