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We proudly present: The Chart

This is the short bit of prose that introduces The Chart, and here it is:
Your eyes are then directed to the specific feature of the chart by this second paragraph. You naturally understand the lead-up to this moment because it’s there in front of you and charted, but the analysis hinges on the smart interpretation that’s being offered on what is about to happen. The point is made and the readers’ confirmation bias sets up the glowing, warm feeling that was the whole point of the post.
We round off with an extra comment used to add a potentially wider scope to the datapoint under discussion. This also fits in with the readership’s preferred worldview and helps ensure that the author will receive increased traffic in the future.

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