Your possible answers:
1) They want to sell them to you, stupid.
2) They’ve bought all they can and now want your money to push them higher before they sell to somebody even more stupid than you are.
3) They’re being totally open and honest about their financial viewpoints for the first time since they entered into the capital markets arena. And if you believe this one then you’re really stupid.
4) The CEOs and chairs, via their paid-for whore newsletter writers and brokerage captains, need OPM and are looking to run placements in their own companies soon.
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